Summary
THE Vatican has just absolved the late John Lennon for remarking, over 40 years ago, that The Beatles were more popular than Jesus. Almost three decades after Lennon's death, they've obviously decided it's time to trust Jesus with settling that score himself.
However, as sacrilege goes, that was a minor transgression compared with the scandal of Barbara Heavey's rejection of Late Late Toy Show tickets, after she won them in an on-air competition, on the grounds that the night would leave her 'bored stiff'.See the full content of this document
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Barbara, Thou Shalt Covet the Late Late Toy Show Tickets
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