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HAVING given t h e matter a great deal o f consideration, I've decided to win tonight' s lottery jackpot. I don't normally play the Lotto, on the basis that usually, I don't really fancy the odds - but it occurs to me that EUR 17million is pretty much the exact sum I need to resolve a few personal, local and national issues - and so, since it would seem that my name is on the cheque, as it were, I'll be parting with my euro (it is still a euro, isn't it?).
I'll be dealing with the personal first, if you don't mind. So tomorrow, once the champagne corks have stopped popping, I'll be ordering a fill of heating oil. I realise that this will account for most of my windfall - and if I make the mistake of leaving it for a week or two, there'll be nothing left at all - but I just can't face the prospect of a freezing bathroom come the winter. Call it indulgence, but in a country where it's possible to get hypothermia at a Westlife concert in June, I call it necessity.See the full content of this document
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Bill Cullen Better Watch Out When I Win the Lotto
I'll be needing to get a grocery shop in as well, if it's all the same to you. Obviously, I'll go to Newry for it - I'd be afraid that ...
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