Under Pressure, He Blushed, His Pickled Onion Eyes Bulging ; Yesterday in Parliament [Edition 2]
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NASTY moment. I was scuttling toward the press gallery to hear the Health Secretary, Alan Johnson, make a statement on swine flu, when I felt a tickle at the back of my nostrils. Uh-oh! Sneeze imminent.
Whoop, whoop, red alert. A-a-a-aaTISHOO! I was just chewing the aftershock, as one does, casting a look of Stan Laurel innocence at a nearby attendant who had dived for cover, when the little word 'Mexico' came to mind.See the full content of this document
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Under Pressure, He Blushed, His Pickled Onion Eyes Bulging ; Yesterday in Parliament [Edition 2]
One listened to Mr Johnson's words, therefore, with care. He told the nation to wash its hands and to cover noses and mouths when sneezing (your sketchwriter had managed to find ...
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