How I Got My Bum Back ... By Boxing! ; Femail: It Was Heading South Fast - but with a Little Glove and Devotion I've Regained a Perfect Bottom

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THERE comes a point in every woman's life when her washboard stomach is replaced by a washboard bum - you know the look, dead flat with little wrinkles. And while many of us spend most of our lives trying to reduce the size of our bottom, that's not the same as making it flat: smaller good, flatter bad.

One minute your pert, post-40 buttock is sitting exactly where nature intended, the next it has relocated to somewhere behind your knees. Welcome to middle age, or middle youth - as we are so fond of calling those years when for a moment everything looks fabulous at 40, then suddenly starts to drift south.

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How I Got My Bum Back ... By Boxing! ; Femail: It Was Heading South Fast - but with a Little Glove and Devotion I've Regained a Perfect Bottom

You can do something about post-pubescent breasts. Gorgeous bras with cement support usually do the trick.

But most of us draw the line at the new J-Lo style bum enhancers appearing in our lingerie departments. Basically, they're knickers or tights packed with silicone-like padding, a bit like synthetic slices of liver stuffed down your pants to simulate the posterior of a 16-year-old Brazilian virgin. Fake jelly...

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