Summary
NOT for the first time, I'm tempted to remark: at this rate I'm going to be out of a job.
If I'd drawn up a spoof MP's expense sheet featuring Jaffa Cakes, tampons and a chocolate Santa, someone would have told me: 'Steady on, Rich, you've gone a bit far this time.' Even I'm amazed at their ingenuity -- swimming pool heaters, tennis court irrigation, ride- on lawn-mowers, Tudor beams, glittering toilet seats, enough silk cushions to kit out a Bombay bordello.See the full content of this document
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Chocolate Santas? Even I Couldn't Make It Up
You couldn't make it up.
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