For Confused Men, an Essential Guide to Decoding... Womanspeak ; Femail Relationships

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LAST week, FEMAIL presented the guide to Manspeak - revealing what a man really means when he says something to a woman. Now, in a spirit of fairness, DONNIE KERR brings you the dictionary of Womanspeak to help all those men who just can't understand what their women are really saying . . .

SHE SAYS: 'So tell me about the offside rule again - I think I've nearly got the hang of it.'

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For Confused Men, an Essential Guide to Decoding... Womanspeak ; Femail Relationships

SHE MEANS: 'My God, the things I do for love!'

SHE SAYS: 'Go on, it's your birthday - enjoy yourself.'

SHE MEANS:'Take me out to dinner.'

SHE SAYS: 'I'm not sure if it's my colour.'

SHE MEANS: 'You hav...

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