Clement Crabbe ; More From Our Columnist, the Scabrous Clement Crabbe, of the Rockpools Register, Who Takes a Wry, Whimsical Look at a World Increasingly Beyond Parody

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GLADSTONE bag at his side, Gustav K. Bonio, the brilliant, Vienna- born psychiatrist, rushed to a well-guarded address in Westminster to make another of his increasingly regular house calls.

'Mornin', Dr Gustav,' said the policeman with mordant cheer. 'Had another attack of the screaming ab-dabs, has he?' 'Plees!' Dr Bonio told the peeler.

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Clement Crabbe ; More From Our Columnist, the Scabrous Clement Crabbe, of the Rockpools Register, Who Takes a Wry, Whimsical Look at a World Increasingly Beyond Parody

'This is no laughing matter.' As he waited to be admitted beyond the famous black door, Bonio saw a curtain twitch and briefly caught sight of a ghostly visage. A face of fear.

Inside, the medic got to work. He placed his patient on a couch and administered tranquillisers. 'Now then,' he said once the...

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