Summary
AFTER a great deal of thought that took nearly five minutes - I'm exhausted! - I have decided on something of a career change.
I considered all my options, or would have done if only time had permitted, and finally decided that I would like to do something that involves bullying fat people on television and making them cry.See the full content of this document
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Dr Deborah Will See You Now . . . If You've the Stomach for It! ; Quick, Hide the Pot Noodles! Our Diet Guru Is Here to Change Your Eating Habits with a Full Banquet of Tasty Insults
I might even proceed to fully exploit their self-loathing, but only for an extra charge and if I'm in the mood. There's just no telling.
You might say there is a programme like this on television already.And you'd be right, but don't blame me just because it's not an original idea.I did have an original idea once - in 1978, I think it was - for a portable device consisting of a circular p...See the full content of this document
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