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LIBIDINOUS ex-con Lord Brocket (pictured) has finally found a publisher for his autobiography, five years after it was turned down by every firm in the land for being too long, too boring and too self-indulgent.
Now, on the back of his saucy buffoonery on I'm A Celebrity . . . Get Me Out Of Here!, the ink is drying on a Pounds 150,000 contract with publishers Simon and Schuster, and the tome is being reworked with a ghost writer. 'I may not be Jeffrey Archer yet, but I'm trying,' Brocket, who served three-andahalf years in prison for attempted insurance fraud, tells me, before threatening: 'There is hopefully going to be a film made of it, too, as well as a documentary about my life that is due out this September.See the full content of this document
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