Summary
THERE is fear and loathing in the political vegetable patch. The Greens are nervous and restive. Inclement environmental conditions have sapped their once bright emerald hue, leaving them looking pale and sickly. But worse is to come.
Rumours abound of an army of ravenous caterpillars waiting to crawl all over them and are expected to do so on June 5. The Greens know the consequences. Their once succulent leaves shredded and a journey to the compost heap beckons.See the full content of this document
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Greens Are Wilting in the Heat [Eire Region]
Greens, however, have strong survival instincts and so they are desperately trying to stave off the evil day. 'I'm off to Killarney,' Twittered Senator Dan Boyle, 'to say something controversial.' That something was...
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