So How Did the Human Ironing Board Turn Into a Front-Loading Twin Tub? [Scot Region Edition 2]

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WHAT is it about the Oscars that brings out the worst in absolutely everyone, including me? First off, fashion consultant Gok Wan lost all reason when describing Kate Winslet's appearance on the red carpet.

'She is obviously loving her body. She lives in her body!' he shrieked, as if our Kate might secretly be a blob of shape-shifting ectoplasm occasionally masquerading as an ordinary girl from Reading. (Actually, I think I might be onto something there.) Meanwhile, over on American TV, tactless presenter Ryan Seacrest interviewed the children from Slumdog Millionaire and laughed when he discovered not all of them could speak English. Then he asked Rubina Ali, the little girl from the Mumbai slums who appears in the film, what designer she was wearing.

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So How Did the Human Ironing Board Turn Into a Front-Loading Twin Tub? [Scot Region Edition 2]

Appalling, but what can you expect from a man who tried to high five a blind pianist on a recent episode of...

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