Summary
CARLOS TEVEZ has dumped the English lessons in case he ends up in Italy or Spain next term but it would be a shame if he sent the teacher home before he has added 'squalid' to his vocabulary.
This Premiership relegation dogfight is the most polluted we have known, so it is a blessing for the twinkletoed Tevez that the scandal will be soaring over his head like an Anton Ferdinand long ball.See the full content of this document
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It Looks Squalid, in Any Language
If the East End Messiah was incapable of reading the Spanish small-print that manacled him to a shadowy third-party agency, he can hardly be expected to pore over the minutiae of the Premier League's disgraceful campaign to bully and ostracise the four clubs that have had the courage to challenge West Ham's great escape.
Tevez can take the money and the adulation of the fans - 84.5 per cent voted him Hammer of the Year - while waiting ...See the full content of this document
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