Summary
WHO knows if it will be a white Christmas, but for anyone with children it will certainly be a white-lie Christmas. Yes, Santa Claus is coming down the central heating flue with lots of presents for you. No, we're sure Rudolph won't make a mess on the carpet.
And, remember: he only brings presents for good children. Theo the thug got a Wii last Christmas? Well, I've heard Santa's taking it back this year and giving it to a kind boy instead.See the full content of this document
Extract
Lies, Damned Lies ... And Parents' Excuses
Any of that familiar? Of course it is -- we all fib to our children. It's the only legal and affordable way of getting them to do what we want now the cat o'nine tails has been abolished and Gordon's emptied our piggy banks.
On average we tell about 3,000 white lies to our inn...See the full content of this document
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