Mail-O-Meter ; Deborah Ross's Laugh-Out-Loud Guide to What's Hot and What's Not. This Week, Kids Say the Creepiest Things and the Terrifying Thought of Gordon Ramsay in Bed

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UP (YES, IT'S TRUE) GORDON RAMSAY

HAVING noted Mr Ramsay's rather abrupt, single word recipes in The F Word -- 'Slice! Sear! Mix! Done!' -- we got to thinking about how this might translate to the rest of his life, and wonder if he goes down the garage and says: 'Car! Broke! Fix!

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Mail-O-Meter ; Deborah Ross's Laugh-Out-Loud Guide to What's Hot and What's Not. This Week, Kids Say the Creepiest Things and the Terrifying Thought of Gordon Ramsay in Bed

Now!'; or goes to the dentist and says: 'Tooth! Hurt! Make! Better!'; or even what he is like in bed: 'Brace! Yourself! Tana! Love!' We have included him as an 'Up' because, as Tana his wife tells us: 'Better to be told to brace yourself than not. I wouldn't want him...

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