A Moving Motto: Caveat Emptor (and Vendor, Too) ; Peterborough

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When Fred went sprawling in his hall,

He said to wife Mabel: 'This house is too small.'

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A Moving Motto: Caveat Emptor (and Vendor, Too) ; Peterborough

So the very next day a For Sale sign

Was banged in 'neath Mabel's washing line.

Fred took out his deckchair and decided to wait

For agent and viewers down by the gate,

And after a day or so, a tall Mr Brown

Had a very good viewing upstairs a...