Summary
WE live in a beautiful village
That's virtually untouched by crime.See the full content of this document
Extract
Rural Crime Wave
There's nobody here with an ASBO
And no one we know doing time.But, as we're so quiet and peacefulOur taxes are going to rise,To all good-living people as we areThis comes as a nasty surprise.Young Ted called a meeti...See the full content of this document
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