More From Our Columnist, the Scabrous Clement Crabbe, of the Rockpools Register,Who Takes a Wry,Whimsical Look at a World Increasingly Beyond Parody

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DOWN in the Sjambok, the basement club within a brick's throw of New Scotland Yard, a large sign says: 'KEEP OUT.' Inside, Det Inspector Andy Starch is briefing officers from the secretive Political Bungs Unit. They are about to arrest the suspect known as 'Top Man'.

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More From Our Columnist, the Scabrous Clement Crabbe, of the Rockpools Register,Who Takes a Wry,Whimsical Look at a World Increasingly Beyond Parody

'Here's a photo of our man,' says DI Andy.

'Get to know this face. Memorise it. I want you to become so immersed in this case that you even dream about Top Man at night.' 'Do we have to, guv?'

complains a female officer, sticking a finger down her throat.

'I'm serious, Ginger,'...

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