Bob's Smudge of Comedy Moustache (or Is It Just a Small Velcro Rectangle?) ; Quentin Letts Sees the Defence Secretary Make an Unconvincing Debut [Scot Region]
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DEFENCE Secretary Bob 'B****cks' Ainsworth is not a natural leader of men. He has a strangulated voice which sounds like an under-oiled Land Rover gearbox. Then there is the comedy moustache. Or is it a small rectangle of Velcro?
It was from under that smudge of 'tache that he once, in the Commons chamber, shouted the word which has become his nickname. The same despairing oath was moaned throughout the Ministry of Defence recently when Bob got the top job. It is said there was no one else available.See the full content of this document
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Bob's Smudge of Comedy Moustache (or Is It Just a Small Velcro Rectangle?) ; Quentin Letts Sees the Defence Secretary Make an Unconvincing Debut [Scot Region]
Yesterday was his first Defence Questions as supremo. The timing, with so many recent military deaths in Afghanistan, was horrible. Mr Ainsworth immediately said that it had...
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