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NOW, it's not often that I feel sorry for politicians -- particularly now that we know that their expense claims for moat- cleaning, horse manure, Corby trouser-presses and house-flipping would go some way towards paying off the national debt that Gordon Brown and his team have run up.
But I do feel for David Blunkett, poor soul. He turned up in the Commons last week with a black eye and a cracked rib after being bowled over by a rampant cow.See the full content of this document
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UDDERLY TERRIFYING ; Last week, David Blunkett was left with a black eye and cracked ribs after being attacked by a cow. And he's not alone, says this battle- scarred farmer. Cows really can be ...
'She hit my side and broke my rib,' he said. 'Had her full weight of around a ton hit me, I'd have been a goner.
'I know the public are furious with politicians, but I didn't realise the anger has spread to Britain's cow population, too.' How cruel. He was simply out walking in the Peak District with his son and his guide dog when a cow took exception to him -- and particul...See the full content of this document
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