Summary
ON BEHALF of the male sex, I'd like to formally admonish the matronly shareholder who, trying to account for the downturn in clothing sales at Marks & Spencer, told the recent company AGM: 'The dresses are too low on top. They just show too much cleavage.'
What a spoilsport! What a killjoy! And how out of touch can you get? Listen very carefully, Madame, for I shall say zis only once - as the busty Michelle in 'Allo 'Allo might have said, there is simply no such thing as too much cleavage.See the full content of this document
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Why a Girl Can Never Go Too Low ; (1) Femail Magazine(2) Unfashionable? Yes. Low-Brow? Probably. But Show Me a Straight Man Who Does Notappreciate Cleavage and I'll Show You a Liar!
Well, not as far as men are concerned there isn't, anyway.
In showbiz circles, the power of a traffic-stopping, Hello Boys- style cleavage has long been given the respect it is due. From Lindsay Lohan to Scarlett Johansson, the masters of Hollywood know that cleavage is king.Marilyn Monroe, one of the greatest...See the full content of this document
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