Summary
Simon Parke was a priest in the Church of England for 20 years - then he gave it up to work in a supermarket, where he stacked shelves and worked on the tills. Here, he opens his diary...
The phrase I object to is 'coffin robber'. Caspar has been reflecting on Rosemary's recent crush on me; and not in a complimentary manner. 'It's not just you, Si. She's got a crush on her tutor at uni as well.' 'Really?' I feign polite indifference. 'Yeah, and he's in his 50s! She's such a coffin robber!''I'm in my 50s.' Pause. And a slight change of gear for Caspar.See the full content of this document
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A Very Fruity Crush ; Shelf Life
'Yeah, but, well - you're different, Si.' 'Early 50s, I grant you.' 'Got to watch Rosemary, though, Si,' warns Garry. 'If you're not careful, it could all turn ...
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